yzma:

pull the lever kronk

(via lirpanator)

aspectives:

the person that makes me the happiest also makes me the saddest

Funny how that works

(Source: aspectives, via zombiesailor)

angel-falldown:

naturalmomma:

j-moriarty:

llane:

Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in.

satan: 1 god: 0

Just gonna reblog this again because I can.

(via breh-cigg-meh)

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

(via lirpanator)